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""In Doetown dwelt a mighty man of Odeon's spawn, who's face was plastered as his soul and unto him came a wave of ether-like love that caused a yawn upon the scrawling shadows they dwelt in".- Excerpt From Smithy's Saga
i>"In Doetown dwelt a mighty man of Odeon's spawn, who's face was plastered as his soul and unto him came a wave of ether-like love that caused a yawn upon the scrawling shadows they dwelt in".- Excerpt From Smithy's Saga "In Doetown wurde ein mächtiger Mann von Odeon, der Gesicht ist, verputzt hat gewohnt erzeugt, als seine Seele und zu ihm eine Welle von Ether wie Liebe gekommen ist, daß verursacht hat, daß ein yawn auf dem scrawling sie beschattet, die in gewohnt werden".- Exzerpt Von Sage Smithy "In Doetown, a powerful man became lived produced by Odeon, that face is verputzt when its soul came and to it a wave of Ether as well as love, that caused has, that a yawn shadows on the scrawling it, that in lived become".- Exzerpt of legend Smithy "Dans Doetown, un homme puissant est devenu habité produit par Odeon, cela fait face à est verputzt quand son âme est venue et à il une vague d'Ether de même que l'amour, cela a causé a, qui une ombres de baîllement sur le griffonner il, cela dans habité est devenu".- Exzerpt de Smithy de légende "In Doetown, a powerful man became lived produces by Odeon, that does facing east verputzt when his soul came and to it an ether wave just like love, that caused has, that a shadows of baîllement on to sketch it it, that in lived became".- Exzerpt of legend Smithy "In Doetown, un uomo potentemente è diventato i prodotti vissuti da Odeon, ciò fa il rivestimento verputzt orientale quando la sua anima è venuta ed a esso un'onda di etere simile a appena l'amore, ciò ha causato ha, che une ombre di baîllement su schizzarlo esso, ciò in vissuto è diventato".- Exzerpt di Smithy di leggenda "In Doetown, a man potentemente became the products lived from Odeon, that does the covering verputzt eastern when its soul came and to it a like wave of ether to just the love, that caused has, that a shadows of baîllement on I squirt it it, that in lived became".- Exzerpt of Smithy of legend " Inside the Doetown, by the potentemente the male who becomes the product becoming the cause to it it soul will come only the reel lu the green onion together the A, when or it having it it gushes above the shadow of the ba4illement, the eastern piece it covers from the Odeon verputzt, inside living, that toy ess all in in love ". It lived, - the Exzerpt of the Smithy of legend FUUUUUUCK
Welcome to Holstville
Born in a small west-texas town sometime in 1929, EXTREME ANARCHY PARTY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE ROY DOE was raised by his father Joe Doe(a wastrel/pimp)and his mother Mary Doe(a whore of the Indians) in a rusty rundown shack near a dried-up river bed until the stench and subsequent constant complaints of their neighbors made them pack-up and move to Northern California in early 1941. Later that year the United States entered WWII and 12 year old Roy Doe was completely ignorant of any conflict besides the conflict between he and his little sister Ella, who had been tossed into a wastecan as a baby by Roy Doe but returned by the garbage men. Ella, born in 1933 was the splitting image of Oliver Cromwell though she possessed none of the intellect of Cromwell. After killing a john who played too rough with his wife, Joe Doe "inherited" a small cabin in the woody mountains overlooking the Santa Rosa plain. the Doe family moved in and remained in the cabin until 1963, when Ella caught the eye of semi-wealthy moantain resident Ken "iornlung" Holst. That year Ella and Ken were wed and the Doe's became a member of the holst family. Ken moved roy Doe and his parents into one of the 2-room shacks on his property and all was well and good for many years...
In the beginning there was Joe. And unto him came Mary, a whore of the Indians.And
they did lie in nakedness and squalour.
And did a shotgun point at Joe’s head. And
Being bound in the eternal bounds of matromony, did Joe and Mary become of a child.
And unto this child they did giveth the name of Roy and as his name, Roy did possess a
kingly and royal stature among the toothless vagabonds who inhabited the plateau of
his birth. And lo, a dusty bowl did blow and crops began to wither and the sun did
bake the new cow pies into smelly hubcaps. And lo an exodus was joined and did Joe
and Mary bringeth Roy unto a promised land paved with gold and oil. And They moved
to Californ-ee from the town of Odess-ee...Excerpt from the book of Doe-
Chapter 12 1/8th
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